oh noes

The most awsome expression of dismay ever.

1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE!!

2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ!! what shall I do?!?!/1

by TheMouse December 11, 2004

oh noes!

Variant of "Oh no!", used sarcastically to indicate that what is being referred to is NOT, in fact, something to be alarmed about.

"My World of Warcraft server's economy is ruined! I can now only sell Arcane Crystals for 7 gold coins apiece, whereas before I could sell them for 8."

"Oh noes!"

by Roger M. Wilcox April 19, 2007

oh noes

When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.

OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!

by elite0r July 31, 2003

oh noes

What to say when the giant, rhinoceros-like alien comes to eat you in your poorly-constructed marine base.

"OH NOES!!!11" exclaimed teh Cyphage, mere seconds before the enzymes met his skin.

by Aeaea February 23, 2004

oh noes!

When you are royally fucked.

3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!

by Erk December 16, 2004

teh noes

n. the worst possible thing imaginable

adj. of or relating to the worst possible thing imaginable

mansechs = teh noes!!!

by mizzer December 11, 2003

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010