No My God 

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

No My God by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012

Oh god no please stop 

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

Oh god no please stop by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY 

The thing someone says when they want more effect then what the hell

(Sees something sus) AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY

AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY by BRUHSVGYGVYUJGS October 27, 2023

On god no cap 

swearing by all your brothers in the hood

Jamica: No way did you hit that trickshot
Leroy: On god no cap

On god no cap by handlemeppmemer October 1, 2019

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

Dear God No. 

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

Dear God No. by Psychoticlife September 28, 2020

Oh SHi- I mean God no 

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

Oh SHi- I mean God no by MonkishAphid69420 December 10, 2019