National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.

Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017

National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

by tiledwall June 6, 2010

National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!

I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob

He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure

by Lanco April 10, 2019

National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.

A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Sucking a guy until he cums»

"Yo how's your june 9"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"

by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020