Nassered

When you go to the doctor for a legit treatment but end up having your orifices finger banged

Me: I went to my chiropractor to fix my low back pain but left feeling butt hurt.

Friend: You got Nassered.

by Humpmando May 18, 2018

Nassef

A nassef could look shy or weird but when you know him he becomes the funniest person ever and you start to get hooked onto his jokes.Most of the time hes smart but hides it

That dude nassef is so funny

by Top ten men July 27, 2018

nasser

A person who makes compulsive purchases out of boredom, and regrets it later.

I told you not to get a cat, you're such a nasser !

by wodefdedefinition police October 16, 2017

Nassers dick

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails

He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick

by XA Farts February 26, 2019

Nasser

This word can have multiple definitions, for example:
1) A beautiful being who is above all others, if not physically, then mentally.
2) A sexy person who turns head when walking by.
3) He/she who is classed as a Nasser has to be highly respected and never doubted.

1) person 1: 'Oh my gosh! Look at her, she got an A* in maths! And looks amazing! She's gotta be perfect!'
Person 2: 'Wow! She must be a Nasser!!'
2) person 1: 'Look at that guy walking past! Is he hot or what?'
Person 2: 'Now that's what you call a Nasser!!!'
3) person 1: 'Hey, did u see that guy! He looks like a total dumbo!'
Person 2: 'what are saying dude! Have you heard? He's a Nasser!'
Person 1: 'ermm.... I take it back!'

by Nass786 October 19, 2014

Billy Nasser

The doctor dude that can fucking rage

Did u see billy nasser opening the pit?

by Realrag3r December 17, 2019

Nasstertaste

A nasty ass aftertaste.

Most commonly used after eating or drinking something horrible.

"Dude, what was in that drink!? I have a nasstertaste right now!"

by Jwitt April 24, 2009