Narwhal

The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.

Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.

by ca-city January 8, 2009

Narwhales

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs

NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES

by renegade waffle February 25, 2009

narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

narwhaltastic

an adjective used when the word "fantastic" cannot fully encapsulate the sheer fantastic-ness of the situation; stemming from the word narwhal, one of the most fantastic animals in the animal kingdom

Is that a triple rainbow??? Narwhaltastic!!!

by JopertG December 17, 2010

Narwhal

A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.

However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.

"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."

by NarwhalLover November 21, 2021

San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 5, 2022