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Mystery Meat 

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.
"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."
Mystery Meat by ted the tit May 3, 2010

Mystery meat 

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is
My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.
Mystery meat by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

Mystery meat 

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
Mystery meat by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Mystery meat 

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
Mystery meat by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

Mystery meat 

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

Mystery meat 

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat