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Myrtle Beach 

A beach, that has awesome attractions. Located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Myrtle Beach, is My favorite Beach in the U.S.
Myrtle Beach by Mr. Baby Boys Blue November 26, 2014

Myrtle Creek 

a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.

notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.
"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.
Myrtle Creek by buttttttttttt January 21, 2009

myrtle beach hardcore 

a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.
myrtle beach hardcore is silly.

no one likes you, douche bags.

Myrtle Beach 

A nice, sunny town in South Carolina that for some reason, tourists flock to every summer. I live here and it seriously isn't as terrible and ghetto as all the other definitions describe it. Like any town, you're gonna find rough areas with rough people and nice areas with clean people. I assure you that the nice areas take up most of the city. Having lived here for 14 years, I've never heard about gangs or prostitutes in the area. Sure, there's a lot of bars, clubs, sketchy neighborhoods, plus being a TOURIST VACATION SPOT of COURSE there's going to be a thousand people from out of town here to get drunk, have sex, get violent and commit crimes ON THEIR VACATION. DOES THIS MAKE THE LOCALS OF MYRTLE BEACH BAD PEOPLE? NO. If anything, the residents of Myrtle Beach are mostly made up of old, rich people. Myrtle Beach is a very nice city with fun places and attractions for the whole family such as Coastal Grande Mall, Broadway at the Beach, Myrtle Waves water park, Nascar speedpark and much more. There are NOT any terrible ghettos here filled with prostitutes, gangs and sex offenders. The only thing you have to fear in Myrtle Beach is the DAMN TOURISTS.
Bill: Hey wanna head down to Broadway at the Beach with me? Or maybe the Mall? Or to a bar? Or a club? Or some other tourist attraction?

Tom: No way, it's the middle of the summer. All the fucking tourists are flooding in and making Myrtle Beach look like shit right now, let's wait until at least September so we can have the tourist attractions to ourselves and not 5 million tourists.
Myrtle Beach by orangecandles October 23, 2010

Myrtle Avenue 

Myrtle Avenue is a avenue in Brooklyn and Queens that is often busy. It starts off at Jamaica Avenue near Lefferts Boulevard in Richmond Hill and goes all the way to Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn. Myrtle Avenue is esp. a major street in Ridgewood. The Q55 serves the Queens stretch of Myrtle Avenue and the B54 serves the Brooklyn stretch. In addition, the M train serves a significat stretch of Myrtle Avenue in Brooklyn.
Forest Park is by Myrtle Avenue
Myrtle Avenue by NYC Metalhead September 4, 2006

Myrtle Beach Firecracker 

When a girl buys a bunch of poprocks and blows you like there's no tomorrow.
Girl: Hey babe I just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?

Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.