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live my life on my sleeve 

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.
You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

Shit my life 

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.
Shit my life by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016

slay my life 

When someone does something so extraordinary that you can't even handle it. You feel like your life is over because they are so great // they killed it, succeeded at something.
Sofia slayed my life with that instagram post.
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You are so pretty and smart, you slay my life!!!

Story Of My Life

Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskid October 29, 2007

slay my life 

Used to express when someone does something or lives in a way that makes your life seem inferior in comparison
Person 1: Hey guys I'm the valedictorian!
Person 2: Wow, I'm not even close to that! Slay my life!