Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
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On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
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