oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!
by krazieaznchicc May 21, 2007
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buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.
"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"
by Cobread January 24, 2016
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Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
Can you suck my penis please?
by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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slapping my penis

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
by UndeadCharlie3Tears November 01, 2014
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gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
by let go of the pickel May 16, 2010
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