smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

Smack my Meat

to do the act of masturbation

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!

by Demario Smith May 31, 2007

beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

Drink My Meat Marinades

When you are giving a man a blowjob, he may use this term to signify that he wants you to swallow his semen.

A woman(or man) is giving a man a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in her(or his) mouth and he says "Drink my Meat Marinades"

Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.

by Rin Oletee March 31, 2013

butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017