marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'

wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019

it’s my chicken let me fuck it

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.

Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”

by Hhhhhhhhhhhhggg January 25, 2020

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.

Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!

by Tiny Tony June 25, 2016

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007