My ASS

The biggest ass

Jasper your dick is to big in My ASS

by RAZGEE December 10, 2018

My ass

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

by Zion Boi July 6, 2019

my ass

The donkey belonging to you.

I rode my ass into town today

by Bobbbb546546545 February 28, 2009

my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

by Anonymous October 24, 2001

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

my ass

used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.

Q. Where were you today?
A. My ass... jerk.

by Shandron July 15, 2005

my ass

A word used to make fun of what someone else said.

Prep: I am so cool.

Me: My ass is cooler than you.

by Peeboy June 26, 2003