furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Vogoins July 25, 2008

Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence

Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!

by cyclopsee May 17, 2010

Mistral

verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~

Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?

by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023

Dirty Mistress Club

a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.

The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.

by DMC1 February 18, 2009