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Cunt Muzzle

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.
Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.
by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009
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muzio 54

A white rapper who hails from the town of Seaford. Best known for posting bad rap videos on youtube and complaining about people continuously downvoting them. Has no idea how rap works and think he will get famous off of his shitty homemade songs.
"only thing for them to do now is create youtube accounts just to get at me
lol actually they already do that, create account like march 4th and start commenting on my youtube that day
couldnt you be filling out job apps instead of making youtube accs?
i dont think hating ever earned anyone money" -muzio 54
by wantagh's finest July 28, 2012
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Murzik

= Music
IT'S NOT SLANG. IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT PRONUNCIATION.
ZAHIR FROM ICEBOX: I need a new list of the slang! I need to be updated on like "Murzik"!
Pooh Shiesty: This man said "Murzik"? That ain't no slang.
by OJ like Simpson March 5, 2021
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mozzie

this bitch gave me crazy mozzie last night
by yoockyyyy November 28, 2021
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muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
by semicolumn January 26, 2009
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Muzzle Load

The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.
When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!
by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022
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anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.
Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*
by LeoGzz August 6, 2014
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