a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006
Get the Mustachio Gentlemenmug. This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
by michael March 2, 2004
Get the Mustachiomug. A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
Get the queermo mustachiomug. by sueg May 18, 2006
Get the mustachio pistachiomug. When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.
by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015
Get the Mustachio Buttcakesmug. when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.
by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011
Get the blonde mustachiomug. After you kick the hell out of someone that done did you wrong you bend him over his own automobile. Drop his pants jam his finger in his ass and then wipe it across his top lip the mustachio
Derek stole 500 bucks for me the next time I see him not only am I going to kick his ass I'm giving him the mustachio.
by @Slapnuts@ June 25, 2022
Get the The Mustachiomug.