THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 6, 2010

Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

by Anonymous September 4, 2003