Murphy

A job that is seemingly easy but turns out to be a complete fucking nightmare. Based on the principle behind Murphy's Law stating, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Mechanic: Remember that lady whose car was making a rattling sound, it was supposed to be a 20 minute fix? Well it turned into a full blown Murphy within ten seconds of popping her hood; I had to replace or ghetto rig every fucking moving part in there...

by Ellington of Phant May 15, 2016

Murphy

An imaginary friend who is used as a scapegoat to get yourself out of conversations

I dont understand you guys from Brooklyn at first. Man, where the fuck is Murphy?

by urassisgrass September 5, 2014

Murphy

A fucked cunt he is truely sexy and fucking gangster

Person 1. Yo see that nigga Murphy

Person 2. Yeah he’s jewish

by john mclen June 11, 2019

Murphy

A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy

Dude, he just stole my cheese.

What a total Murphy

by Kimbodia0 December 3, 2011

murphy

When a streetworker collects the lettuce in advance, excuses herself to go to the bathroom, then climbs out the window or otherwise makes a quiet exit leaving the john with a hard-on and out the moola.

I paid that whore two benjamins for a BJ, then she pulled a murphy on me.

by A. P. Damien March 20, 2019

Murphy

A last name givin to someone who likes kids “sexually

Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late

by Meazar November 2, 2018

Murphy

A very sexy light skin, usually takes dudes ankles at the park when they try to guard him.

Look at him, he's so dreamy. He's such a Murphy.

by MurphTheGOAT July 16, 2017