Murph

One who is negative or pescimistic. (Abbreviated for Murphys Law stating all that can go wrong will go wrong suggesting that a Murph abbides by this rule.)
Man the glass is always half empty with Sharon.
Yea Shes a total Murph.
by ognjen September 28, 2005
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Murph

To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.
"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."

"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."

"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."

"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."

"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
by Murphy Brown December 14, 2008
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vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive
We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.
by Scottosaurus August 03, 2003
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to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin
He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.
by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003
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The Murph

verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).
You should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when I pulled The Murph.
by That Guy!!! August 12, 2008
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murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.
SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
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murphed

to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track
ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting
by Jared73 October 20, 2005
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