One who is negative or pescimistic. (Abbreviated for Murphys Law stating all that can go wrong will go wrong suggesting that a Murph abbides by this rule.)
by ognjen September 28, 2005
To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.
"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."
"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."
"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."
"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."
"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."
"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."
"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."
"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
by Murphy Brown December 14, 2008
vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive
We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.
by Scottosaurus August 03, 2003
by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003
verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).
by That Guy!!! August 12, 2008
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
by Jared73 October 20, 2005