To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
by nigga obie June 12, 2011
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sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009
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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
by denizen August 27, 2006
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Get the murf mug.To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
by eflatus September 18, 2009
Get the Murf mug.when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
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