To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
by nigga obie May 19, 2011
the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 26, 2009
Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
by denizen August 27, 2006
by Alyssa October 8, 2003
To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
by eflatus September 17, 2009
when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
by hannahwolfie May 25, 2012