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Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.
Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
by Dark Humour December 30, 2020
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Munich

City in southern Germany, state Bavaria, famous for the Octoberfest (lasts two weeks in late september, ends on first sunday in october)
During the Octoberfest, Munich will be full of drunken people from all over the world.
by -- ---- - June 13, 2005
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"i'm moving to munich in the spring." - "omg, will you take me with you??"
by minionofher July 30, 2008
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Gorgeous capital of the Free State of Bavaria; 2 mio inhabitants; very continental, very traditional and very high tech!
by Anonymous January 4, 2005
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Busch Musch

Beer Shits you receive after a long night of drinking Busch. A very awful odor is always expected, much like bud light beer shits. The only positive to busch musch is that it all comes out in one toilet sitting, never once does this particular beer shit come out in intervals.
Ron: Wtf is that smell????

Stan: I have serious busch musch, it was the biggest, smelliest shit I have ever taken. But thank god it's all out of my system.
by dgafer123 August 14, 2011
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munich hotdog

A strange sexual position involving a large German woman, a furry dog and a tuba
Man, shit got hell hectic last night, that bird I met at the kebab stand took me home for a Munich hotdog
by Frederick Fish March 17, 2017
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Munich ticks

Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?

Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.

Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?

Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008
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