mummy

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

the mummy

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.

Oh man, I definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.

by Steelydan February 25, 2005

The Mummy

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.

Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!

by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

The mummy

When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.

Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

mummy

Lv2 Zombie

Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*

by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010

mummies

Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"

Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.

by Sarah Correia March 4, 2004

The Mummy

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.

Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.

by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011