mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."

First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!

by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020

Mulaney Nation

The best place on earth, a comforting place for all John Mulaney fans, the best at making fancams, my loves.

wow! I really wish I could be a part of Mulaney Nation!

by official river song lover February 15, 2021

John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.

Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!

by the goddamn door July 25, 2021

Molayne

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

mulvayned

The complete and total destruction of something from one action

"How bad is the damage to your car?"
"It's totally Mulvayned."

by YSTMAFU August 8, 2023

mclayne

the type of person who is the funniest girl you know. she is amazingly pretty and everyone likes her. she’s the most popular in the grade. everyone wishes to be her. she’s gorgeous but thinks to good of her self. she will say “ im so pretty” in front on your face. she is very athletic and best at everything. she can be rude but will be nice when something wrong. type of person who popped in your life randomly as the cool freind.

who’s the cool person on your grade?
oh yea that’s mclayne.

by ant eater July 18, 2025

Mulaned

When you go to bang a ladyboy/Femboy and it turns out to be a real girl.

"Bro I was so disappointed when I got Mulaned by that chick last night.

by blacklist14 September 25, 2025