Mini-Fonz

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"

I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.

by mini-fonz January 2, 2009

miniature pinscher

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.

Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.

by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013

Mini Jay

A Rhode Island Musician who has styles close to XXXTENTACION and Juice Wrld

Dude, have you heard Mini Jays new mixtape "Every one has a dark sid e?'"
Yes, bro that mixtape got me in my feelings

by Mini Jay RI March 21, 2019

iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.

Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Mini-van

2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back

I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!

by borgo February 27, 2009

miniac

extreme enthusiast of the MINI car.

especially the owners/drivers that do the following which includes, but by far is not limited to:

naming their 'baby'
finding a longer route to work
talk incessantly about how great their car is
flash driving lamps and waving at fellow mini cooper drivers
dressing to match their 'baby'

There goes that miniac washing her car for the 5th time this week.

by gosheshe August 24, 2005

mini ramp

A mini ramp is a SMALL halfpipe. its a ramp shaped like a U

Tony Hawk skates on a giant halfpipe, a mini ramp is a small version of this.

by rcmango March 6, 2008