muffshadow

When a girl fails to shave her muff before engaging in sex. Typically occurs on Saturday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. The guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.

Dude that girl I took home had the worst muffshadow.

by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013

Muffstuff

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.

Tex muffstuffed Tara.

by Rocke May 17, 2004

Muffslice

An awesome insult used to describe an idiot/prick/bawbag/arsehole, basically anybody you don't like. Can be used in any situation.

Don't be such a muffslice!
What a muffslice he is!
Your mum is a muffslice!

by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

Muffsquatch

When a woman goes with out shaving so long you'd swear sasquatch lived on her lap.

Man 1- "Yo dude I went to go down on Annie but she had a total Muffsquatch so I got the hell outa dodge."

Man 2- "Ha, gross."

by sweenz May 7, 2011