butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

mulleteer

3 men with mullets thinking they are fighting for justice by looking bad ass.

the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.

by shmorts March 22, 2009

Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

fudge musketeer

A man that likes anal sex.

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006