Michigan Mudfuck

A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.

Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.

by Reagan&Bush'84 November 5, 2017

mudsucker

Someone who goes down on a black girl. To put your tongue in and around a black girls vagina.

Did you hear about Isiah going down on a black girl. WHAT! I didn't know he was a mudsucker.

by 70camaro209 January 14, 2010

mudducks

First cousin of methmites

He was running from the meth mites and mudducks after Raymond turned on the tweaker tube

by Muddy Water January 27, 2021

mudfucker

Anyone who uses falsehoods and blatant lies to justify a self-elevated position, removing themselves physically from the dirt they belong in for short bursts, only to get dirty again and again, in and out of the mud.

John Kerry is a mudfucker.

by Kerry Hater August 18, 2004

Michigan Mudbucket

Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.

Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!

by Scott Gillman May 24, 2009

mudduck

fuckup

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Mudduck

Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.

Did you hear mudduck today? Talking all that nonsense.

by Ttess1 October 11, 2022