mountie

Officer of the Canadian federal police.

See wordRCMPword

Don't shoot him! He's a mountie!

by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.

by nothing exciting December 30, 2016

Brokeback Mountin'

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."

Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006

full mountie

Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat

I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?

by Ebanks January 4, 2010

lake monticello

lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.

old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!

by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007

Reindeer Mounting

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.

for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

by Sunshine the Great January 5, 2008

Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

by Butch Dime October 21, 2010