rocky mountain goat piss 

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

rocky mountain goat piss by Frank Carter June 9, 2005

Russian Mountain Goat 

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

Russian Mountain Goat by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

cave mountain goat 

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

cave mountain goat by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

The Mountain Goat 

When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.

Last night we did The Mountain Goat and this girl mountain called me so loud.

The Mountain Goat by lil_mouse December 20, 2018

son of a mountain goat

A wee bit of a trumpet

hairdo at the SEDO

son of a mountain goat by stu morrison August 6, 2003

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss 

A colloquial term used in reference to the popular sports / soft drink "Mountain Dew".

While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.

In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.

One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss by Dj_Teknotimm August 7, 2011

Reverse Mountain Goat 

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.

Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh

Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!

Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back

Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!

Reverse Mountain Goat by bluemagic04 September 19, 2013