jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

do the motorbike

To put your face in a girl's boobs and make the noise of a motorbike shaking your head.

BigLow was kissing Jennifer on the disco's sofa when he put his face down to do the motorbike

by charlyybcn October 10, 2018

ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

The Motorbike

A sexual position in which, an individual rides reverse cowgirl, releasing a massive fart onto the pelvis of the other. Therefore making an engine revving noise.

Yo, my girl and I were gettin sloppy and she hit the motorbike. Unfortunately we had taco bell earlier, so she sprayed diarrhea on my stomach. I kinda liked it though.

by Dongvader May 7, 2025

Sike Sike Motorbike

Sike but funny and not unsikeable

Lil Miyah:You ugly
Sexy young man Cody:Sike Sike motorbike
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by Follow whotfiscody on ig May 22, 2024

The Motorbike

When you're in the cowgirl position and your girl grabs your testicles like they are handles on a motorbike.

Are we doing the motorbike later tonight? My balls are feeling like they need to be handled.

by YOL September 23, 2019

Motorbike boys

Whilst your doing a woman in missionary, have two other women go doggy style side by side infront of you. Put 4 fingers in both girls asses and your thumb in their butthole.

Jayden couldn’t get enough girls to do a motorbike boys.

by Zavacz June 9, 2021