jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

The Motorbike

When you're in the cowgirl position and your girl grabs your testicles like they are handles on a motorbike.

Are we doing the motorbike later tonight? My balls are feeling like they need to be handled.

by YOL September 23, 2019

ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.

"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."

by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017

do the motorbike

To put your face in a girl's boobs and make the noise of a motorbike shaking your head.

BigLow was kissing Jennifer on the disco's sofa when he put his face down to do the motorbike

by charlyybcn October 10, 2018

Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)

Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!

by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022

Motorbike boys

Whilst your doing a woman in missionary, have two other women go doggy style side by side infront of you. Put 4 fingers in both girls asses and your thumb in their butthole.

Jayden couldn’t get enough girls to do a motorbike boys.

by Zavacz June 9, 2021