Moritz

a big ol GERMAN CUNT who likes to lick vomit of people's boobies

A: GOD IS THAT MORITZ?
B:YEAH, YOU CAN TELL HIM APART B WHAT HE'S DOING

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 9, 2019

MORITZ

HE IS THE PRETTIEST BOY YOU CAN IMAGEN OF. HE IS VERY KIND AND WILL HELP YOU WHENEVER HE CAN. MORITZ HAS HIDDEN TALENTS WHICH YOU WILL FIND OUT IF ARE TOGETHER WITH HIM.

IF HE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!

FRIEND: DAM HE LOOKS HOT!
ME: THAT'S MORITZ!

by HANSOM February 25, 2020

moritz

Commonly used as a reference to a hot german male. Moritz is also used to describe a male who is highly intelligent and extremely kind; somewhat mischievous and very fun; the kind of man girls always want to be around and is most likely a great dancer, loves a good beat and is probably a good kisser

Wow wish he was here, that guy is such a Moritz

by Sister_SKS September 23, 2011

moritz

A sexy, yet slightly retarded, German male. May or may not have a speech impediment. Also, sometimes known to have a very sexy and intelligent roommate. It's natural habitat is Canadian boarding schools.

"Man, have you seen that sweet moritz at SJR?"

"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"

by nejtag15 March 4, 2009

moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's

hey moritz

by lars was hier November 30, 2021

moritz brothers

Two guys (usually already named Moritz) that are hot as fuck

Girl 1: ouuh look at these two. They are soooo hot.

Girl 2: they are probably Moritz Brothers

by SwagggyP February 11, 2021

Moritz Syndrome

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.

Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.

by Jamieooobrien November 3, 2011