Someone who thinks they're your best friend when you really can't stand them; someone overly eager, almost crazily worshiping the ground you walk upon; can also be a stalker.
Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!"
Someone socially retarded.
Also can be referred to as autogoober or a really obnoxious kid.
The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically.
Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!"
Someone socially retarded.
Also can be referred to as autogoober or a really obnoxious kid.
The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically.
Moonpie: Oh my gosh! Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever.
Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there.
Victim: Umm.
Moonpie: Can I hug you!?
Victim: I guess...
Moonpie: I love you!
Victim: I lo--Thank you.
Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that?
Moonpie: We should hang out sometime!
Victim: Uh, OK.
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever.
Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there.
Victim: Umm.
Moonpie: Can I hug you!?
Victim: I guess...
Moonpie: I love you!
Victim: I lo--Thank you.
Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that?
Moonpie: We should hang out sometime!
Victim: Uh, OK.
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