Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.

While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam

by Project FICON January 24, 2020

moonbender

someone who prefers to only fuck acrobats. preferably, anal sex will only be performed on a trampoline. always remember to pull out and bend around the moon

that moonbender just shit on my chest when we were suspended over a fat elephant

by rachelinda November 26, 2007

moonbeamer

A person who believes that Britain leaving the European Union will lead to the country having more immigration and free trade

Sally: "Did you hear Boris Johnson saying he was pro-Brexit AND pro-freedom of movement?"
Jimmy: "Yeah...he's a real moonbeamer"

by YellarMail May 16, 2017

Moonbeam

What is a Moonbeam? Moonbeams are pretentious left wing women who constantly refer to "What I read in the Times the other day." (meaning the NY Times)....they are anti-religion, make disparaging remarks about people who have religious beliefs and believe the 1960's worldview is still valid in today's world. Their significant "other" is usually the anti-alpha male.....Moonbeams are also anti-military, never mind that the military protects their delusional lifestyle.

Moonbeam dragged her significant other to another peace dedication and told him to shut up and sit down.

by KatieKlock August 15, 2014

Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009

Moonbeam

when a girl blows air in your butt and makes you fart in her face.

after surfing and getting so pitted i got moonbeamed by my girlfriend moonbeam .

by Tacolover9000 September 23, 2016

Moonbeam

The great savior osprey who sits a top of Mt. zerczeus. The true messiah

1..2..3..moonbeam

by Toenail 5 January 24, 2017