mojdeh

the most beautiful person to ever exist. mojdeh does so much for everyone but he gets shit in return. mojdeh deserves so much more than what he gets. mojdeh makes me feel happy. like life is worth living. when im with mojdeh i feel happy. there really isnt a way to describe him. but his smile gives me butterflies. i cant take my eyes off of him when im around him. his smile makes me feel like the happiest person in the world. i dont think i could ever live with out him.
mojdeh if you ever end up seeing this, i love you <3

<3mojdeh<3

by fgewgvrecnqkhdcbehdxjn June 7, 2021

Mojdeh

1.Bad-Ass Sexy Pimpstress.

2. A person of uncontrollable beauty.

3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal.

4. Huge sexy lips.

5.A woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.

6. Fly

"Dayumn, that Mojdeh over there is so freegin hot. She givin me a boner!"

by asexypimp March 14, 2009

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Moodha Fookah

Moodha Fookah is the African way to say “Motherfucker”

They call me dark chocolates... aka, one sexy Moodha Fookha

Ex 2: Where is thda watah, Levondrious? We walk 17 mile a day to get da bucket of shit watah, you Moodha Fookah

by RAZ Productions December 8, 2019

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

by Joel junior March 26, 2021

Dien mooder

1) Yo momma!
2) This can also be used when someone is telling stuff you don't care bout.

2) Shawn: Damn, look at that girl, she's ugly like hell!
Freddy: man, shut up, u know who's ugly, DO YOU KNOW??
Shawn: uhmz no....
Freddy: Dien mooder is ugly, that right, DIEN MOODER!!!

by Pile Jones August 29, 2006

Mojdeh

A freegin pimp. Awesome as it gets. Noone can compare. Usually with a really good sense of humor. Makes lots of money. Has huge sexy lips. And luscious hair. Girl who uses guys for her own needs then throws them away. Gorgeous and fly.

"Yo, Dayumn, look at that Mojdeh ova there. Dude, break me off a piece of that. MMM!"

by answergirl February 26, 2009