cookie monster

Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.

"Okay. Me not eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"

by Coaldrone January 21, 2004

the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

by Elizabeth Hill December 10, 2010

cookie monster

Somebody that always has a story that is beter than yours also known as a one-upper, they want the prize...and the prize is cookies

guy 1: yeah that same thing happened to me once only my car flipped 5 times not 2.
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster

by BS4 October 19, 2007

Cookie Monster

When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"

Last night, Dan went all Cookie Monster on my pussy!

by NickTesla May 25, 2010

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009