When one sprays adhesive onto the back of ones nut sack ( closest to the taint) then draws eyes on the front of each ball. Then proceeds to sneak up from behind while your friend or girlfriend is sitting on the couch. Then jump and sit on their head your balls should now be over their eyes and glued in place and your pecker should be towards the middle of ones forehead thus giving the appearance of a mosquito.
The mosquito mask looked good on terry this weekend but the sucker of that mosquito looked a little small.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011
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A Monguin is a retarded penguin
Look at that monguin over there. He's stuck on that ice floe.
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Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham
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Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
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Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham
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Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
by arseblog2 September 24, 2010
Get the Monguin mug.When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.
"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"
by AHay November 21, 2009
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Get the Mosquito gang mug.Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..
by devo February 4, 2004
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