montgomery county

A county in Maryland that is located towards the northern border of DC. Areas such as Potomac, Damascus, Olney, Chevy Chase and Bethesda are very affluent. Areas like Rockville, Germantown, Gaithersburg, Kensington, Wheaton and Silver Spring descend in such wealth in that order. Montgomery County is very liberal and is known to have one of the best school systems in the United States. Montgomery county has a lot of power, wealth, diversity, drugs, and alcohol. A majority of "MoCo" is middle class and has a very prominent Black population and an increasing Hispanic population as well.

Shaniqua- JFK High School: "Another kid got stabbed at school today"
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?

by Ali C0 June 7, 2007

Madison Montgomery

A stone cold bitch who likes hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.

"Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." - Madison Montgomery

by Voodoo Bitch Queenie January 10, 2014

monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Fulton Montgomery Community College

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Montgomeried

Being Montgomeried refers to being tricked into watching Montgomery, who is very persuasive in his cheesy, yet catchy rap advertising his flea market.

"It's just like a mini-mall!"

The video can be found on YouTube by searching Montgomeried.

This is in close relation to being Rick Roll'd.

You've been Montgomeried. Haha!

by NO#378960392 May 30, 2008

Richard Montgomery HS

The place where our mascot is a penis and the only clique we never see is the IB kids, except when they're running for election. Where our principal Demon Monteleone, loves to hear himself talk, but cannot pronounce the word "harassment". Despite renovations in 2007, the school looks very much like a prison. Where people hate it so much that they take a shit down Main Street. BEWARE, our former head of security is known for fucking a student. Most of the teachers and substitutes are not qualified to do their jobs More than once, a history major has covered an English class and spent the whole period talking about something unrelated. With the addition of portables half of the parking lot was covered, leaving the 2400 student body with only 80 parking spaces. Plus, in the basement, theres a cockroach infestation. Not to mention the counselors who are fairly incapable at doing their jobs productively. Have fun coming here, because you know that the students won't.

John: (WJHS student) Bro, i heard Richard Montgomery HS was totally dope!
Jack: (WCHS student)Yeah, man. I heard that IT'S SO RAD!
Jerry (RMHS student) Woah boys, you heard wrong, RM is a total hellhole

by Hoes in the stacks May 29, 2018

Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.

I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017