monkey nuts 

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

monkey nuts by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

monkey nuts 

drugs..crack

let me get one of the monkey nuts

monkey nuts by in$@n ㅌ@$$@$$in October 18, 2017

Monkey Nuts 

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

Monkey Nuts by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

Monkey Nuts 

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

Monkey Nuts by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

Monkey Nuts 

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

Monkey Nuts by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021

monkey nuts 

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

monkey nuts by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Monkey Nuts 

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

Monkey Nuts by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022