Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

monkaS

A visual expression of the feeling you experience when you have a sense of impending doom in a tense situation.

Often spammed by a helpful but perpetually nervous twitch chat upon seeing their favourite streamer about to make a very high risk play.

Uncle Greg: Alright sonny boy this won't hurt
Little Billy: monkaS

by washedupwilly May 28, 2018

monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018

MonkaS

used when a high tension moment happens.

CSGO pro player: *1v5 on gun round with usp*
twitch chat: MonkaS

by finnishdog July 20, 2019

monax

A white male with tattoos that plays basketball for a living. Ballislife for short, tatted up if you will.

Look at that guy over there he looks like a Monax

by Sequia April 28, 2014

Monkai

The plural of monkey

Bro those are some cool as monkai

by Pterodactyl66 December 24, 2019

monkatonic

An elixer made to cure the ailments of monkeys.

The monkey is dying! He needs a monkatonic!

by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004