retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

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mongey man

pronunciation:( Mu-Gee Man) a person that is so powerful that they know who joe is.

(scenery: boxing match)

Sleepy: bro, you so powerful. howww?
Adam: lets just say, am mongey man

*blasts everything including sleepy 1000000 miles away
sleepy: *slams into the ground and says*: bro, you really are the mongey man
Adam: i know sleepy, i know. 0(o ∆ o)0 <-mongey face

by POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MAN ALIV March 24, 2021

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monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004

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Monkey Man

1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.

"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"

by The Mighty Pornus May 31, 2006

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