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Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.
Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys
by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013
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Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
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Spider Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
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Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw
by TAAE September 26, 2008
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Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
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african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey
by D0gm3at August 3, 2019
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