by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013
Get the Rabid Spider Monkey mug.A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
Get the Joey The Spider Monkey mug.When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
Get the Spider Monkey mug.A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
Get the Spider Monkey mug.Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE September 26, 2008
Get the Spider Monkey mug.The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
Get the Spider Monkey mug.Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
by D0gm3at August 3, 2019
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