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monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.
No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.
by ND494 January 20, 2005
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minesexual

When your minecraft homie starts to try to get girls in minecraft and have sex with them. Basicaly that one gay kid in class who cant get a girl in school so he plays minecraft and makes a fake profile for himself.
Person 1: Oi do you know that kid who goes to the library every day during recess and lunch and plays minecraft?

Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's
by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018
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monosexual

To be sexual attracted to yourself
Zack got a boner by looking at his own asshole and then proceeded to masturbanate because he's a monosexual.
by whacking day July 31, 2010
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monosexual

A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.
"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".
by tcumming123 March 6, 2008
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Monosexual

Someone who doesn't date but has a very active masterbation life
I do not date because I am a dedicated monosexual!
by Little brown bear June 29, 2014
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monosexual

A state of being where you'd rather masturbate than put up with someone else.
I can't get no love from the ladies, so I became monosexual.
by Juan Bringas August 11, 2006
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Monosexual

Monobrow man/women that loves the monobrow,never will let it go.
P1 is such a monosexual ....
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