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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster, A.K.A Flushy the Toilet Monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette. He recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Flushy the Toilet Monster on Prison Break last night???

Person 2: Yeah, he kicked ass!!
by 1interestingguy October 12, 2011
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Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
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Rap monster

Member of the famous k-pop group called BTS Kim Nam joon formally known as rap monster.
RM - I'm rap monster. It's R-A-P MONSTER NOT D-A-N-C-E MONSTER
by BTS' hoe October 7, 2019
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Monster Hit

(v.) To take such a massive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to pass out and you can't speak right.
Andrés- *takes monster hit*

Jon- ...Oh my god

Andrés- *holds in the smoke*

Jon- That was huuuuge!

Andrés- *blows out smoke*

Jon- Are you gonna be okay?

Andrés- Dude. Im feel pike I gonna weed a hopstital.
by AndresG. December 29, 2008
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monster ultra

monster ultra is fanfiction about 2 dream smp members; karl jacobs and sapnap where sapnap fucks karl with monster energy drink can.
"aaye did you read monster ultra?"
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."
by bigQishot July 17, 2021
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blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
by Bogrimm May 11, 2018
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Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
by the Geug April 8, 2009
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