Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at Meta Labs, the number one Dashboard solution!
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Monasexual
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Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013
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by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005
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