momma didn't raise no branner

another definition for "momma didn't raise no bitch"
means you're not afraid of a challenge
means you're not a bitch/wimp

conwarf: "dude will you go stick your hand in that fire?"
brian: "of course, momma didn't raise no branner."

by themoreyouknow August 5, 2016

Momma lou

The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.

"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017

momma's boy

Type 1) A male who is overly dependent on their mom into adult hood. This can lead to things such as a grown man letting his mom make decisions for him despite the fact he's old enough to make decisions for himself. He also lets his mom order him around with no disapproval. This can have a bad effect on relationships and can be the driving force to breaking up as his girlfriend can grow tired of him letting his mother control his life. This type of momma's boy tends to be looked down upon by society.

Type 2) A man who simply loves his mother and isn't afraid to show it. How this differs from Type 1 is that the son is perfectly capable and willing to take care of himself while still holding a close bond with his mother without all the negative effects of Type 1. This type of momma's boy is sometimes misunderstood because he's willing to repay his mom for all she's done for him. This type also isn't afraid to proudly proclaim themselves a momma's boy, after all, she carried him in her stomach for nine months, gave birth to him, fed him when he was a baby, took care of him when he was sick, raised him into a respectable adult, and is pretty much the main reason he came into existence in the first place. Maybe he would get a tattoo that reads "Mom" on his arm to pay tribute, or maybe he's willing to defend his mom from any miserable cocksucker that would dare threaten her good health. If he is tough, insulting his mom can be a death note, because even bad men love their moms.

Type 1) Girl: "I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend; he's such a momma's boy that he let's his mother control his life and he does nothing about it."

Type 2) Mr. T: ""I'm a mama's boy. I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T ONE!"

by wahdio August 20, 2012

momma bear

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.

she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.

by momma bear magazine August 19, 2016

Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Momma's Utters

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

momma-dukes

Mom, mother, the coolest mom,
you're a special mom

Hey, Momma-dukes! whats up?

by janseybabe July 21, 2007