molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

Molexting

Texting someone while in the nude, without their knowledge or consent.

I was molexting Kiki when I stepped out of the shower. She thought I was at work.

by Kiki94 April 9, 2011

Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.

Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."

by meismandi March 22, 2011

Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

multexting

the act of carrying on several text conversations at once.

Man, last night I was multexting with Sarah, Julie, Amanda, AND my boss. It got crazy trying to keep them all straight!

by 1234preacher March 19, 2010

Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"

by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012