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When you nut for the first time and make the mistake of using soap as lube.
Young billy mollywoped himself. I could hear the screams from across the house
to smack yourself in the balls by accident
I just mollywopped myself and boy does it sting!
mollywop by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006
to accidentally smack yourself in the genitalia.
While pulling on his pants, Joe Schmo mollywopped himself so hard he cried.
mollywop by Rauer May 11, 2006
Mollywop by Will Busch April 23, 2006
Mollywop is a ghetto way of saying
IMA BEAT YO ASS!
Ima mollywop Ousman cuz he annoying
Mollywop by everyonelovess_me March 20, 2023
An inflatable hammer used to brutally beat someone with, in a friendly manner. (I think)
Mollywop by 'boner October 7, 2023