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mollycoddle

A kid that has their mother come save them from any pipes they might hit their own head on in life.
The mother of the mollycoddle blamed the daycare (for negligence) or other kids over the mollycoddle hitting her head on a pipe, and wanted everything shut down over it. What about the kid paying attention to what she was doing, hitting your head on a pipe was a good way to make the rest of us a bit more alert. It's the same kind of softening of society thing as a mother or father getting locked up over a kid getting in a fight at school. Kids are supposed to fight, kids are supposed to hit their head on shit. It's the difference between living to age 2 and living past age 2 without assistance.
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Mollycoddle

Someone that hears nothing but nice, positive things about themself all day long.
The politician had become a mollycoddle after years of people playing up to him/her. No wonder he/she blew his/her brains out all over rotten.com, there was nobody around him/her that would tell him/her what they really thought (as naive as it would be to do so).
Mollycoddle by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Modycoddle

To be all nice to a someone, when they are crying because of a stupid, imature reason, or just for the attention!
Mum stop modycoddleing him, hes not a baby hes 10 years old and he isoverspoiled enough

mollycoddled 

When someone is treated in an over-protective way, or when bad news is sugar-coated.
Tell us the truth, we're tired of being mollycoddled.
mollycoddled by teh pope January 18, 2005

Mollycoddling 

Molding a child into a pussy, something many mothers do.
Lindsay became a fuckin mollycoddle after a lifetime of her mother turning her into one. Everybody including her father blamed her father for failing, nobody blamed her mother for mollycoddling her, but somebody else was certainly always to blame, and always had to take the pressure off her for everything.

mollycoddling 

when parents, usually mums, treat teenagers and in extreme cases that they are still a little child. It is very patronising.
Sunny day, clear skies;

Kid: Mum, I'm going out
Mum: I'd rather you didn't, it might rain.
Kid: MUM STOP MOLLYCODDLING ME!

Mollycoddled 

The boss baby had not met a guy she couldn't make comfortable, she was used to guys doing anything she wanted them to for her. She was used to being mollycoddled by both sexes.