A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.
Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"
Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
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Get the Molly Rant mug.(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
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She is such a mollypants!
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