Molly Rant

A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.

Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"

Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"

by Fluffy.the.Destroyer January 3, 2009

molly rant

Ranting about something for a very long time

that guy did a molly rant about the iphone

by saii October 19, 2007

molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007

mollyrant

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

by LoTek October 21, 2007

Mollyrant

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.

My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!

by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

Mollypants

Someone who is made of super-awesomeness that can always make you laugh, is vegetarian and talks to animals in a high-pitched voice.

She is such a mollypants!

by sunshine cookie February 5, 2010